So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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