well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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