How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
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Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
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It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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