Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
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