i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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