whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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