it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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