guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
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Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
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He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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