That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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