what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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