My brain says no but my pants say off.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
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