i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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