If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
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idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
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I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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