Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
