I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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