the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
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i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
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Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
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