Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Dear god my vagina.
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