my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
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Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
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He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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