Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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