I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
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friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
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i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I'm always down for nudity.
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