it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Randomize
