Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
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Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
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He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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