Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
So squirting runs in the family.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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