Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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