I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Your cock deserves a montage
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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