i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
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I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
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You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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