Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
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Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
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He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
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