Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
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My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
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SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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