how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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