I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
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No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
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My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
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