the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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