OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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