But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
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She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
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You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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