I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
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Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
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IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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