she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
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I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
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I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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