So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
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I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
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I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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