that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
either way he was missing a nipple.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
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Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
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My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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