Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize
