"it" just moved
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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