So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
We had sex on a dog bed..
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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