Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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