So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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