you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I have post one night stand depression
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