If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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