the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Randomize