What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
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