I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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