oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
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the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
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I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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