I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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