Christians are straight up FREAKS
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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