i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I don't think brook has ever known best
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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