Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
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when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
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sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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