shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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