Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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