Quick, to the slutcave!
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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