well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Randomize
